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Chicken Jokes

You can find out lots of interesting information about chickens HERE!

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To get to the other side

Why did the turkey cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
– Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet

Why did the horse cross the road?
– Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
– Because he was stapled to a chicken
(This is the punk rock version)

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and
cross the road again?
– Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
– Because he didn’t have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
– He heard the referee calling fowls

 

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