Why do dogs wag their tails?
– Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the poor dog chase its tail?
– Because he was trying to make both ends meet!
Why can’t Dalmations hide?
– Cos they are always spotted!
How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
– When you step in a ‘poodle’!
What do dogs increase?
– The pup-ulation!
Where does a dog park its’ car?
– In a car bark!
Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
– Anywhere he wants!
What kind of dog can you eat?
– A hot dog – of course!
What’s a dogs favourite flower?
– Anything in the garden!
What does a lazy dog chase?
– Parked cars!
What dog always knows the time?
– A Watch dog!
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
– His bark was worse than his bite!
Whats the difference between dogs and fleas?
– Dogs can have fleas but fleas can’t have dogs!