Gorilla: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog.
Doctor: Don’t worry, you won’t go bananas, but how long have you been feeling like this?
Gorilla: Since I was a puppy!!
What do Gorillas have that no other animal has?
– Baby Gorillas!
Why did the Gorilla cross the road?
– He thought the chicken was a banana!
What do you call an angry gorilla?
– Nothing, you run away quickly!
When is it bad luck to be followed by a Gorilla?
– When you’re carrying a bunch of bananas!
Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?
– Because the have large fingers!
Mmmmmm! Dinner! Write 100 lines, I must not eat all the bananas!
Mmm! Don’t like the look of that drop!