What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
– He just beetled off!
How do you know that beetles are so clever?
– Because they always know when you’re eating outside!
What do you call two bugs that live on the moon?
– Luna ticks!
What do you call a nervous beetle?
– A jitter-bug!
Why did the beetle get kicked out of the park?
– Because he was a litter-bug!
What is a grasshopper?
– An insect on a pogo stick!
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
– A grasshover!
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
– Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can’t play grasshopper!
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
– A grasshopper with hiccups!
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
– Chimney Cricket!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
What do you call an ant from overseas?
What is smaller than an ants dinner?
– An ants mouth!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
– All sorts of ant-ics!
Why do bees hum?
– Because they don’t know the words!
What is the bee’s favourite pop group?
– The BEE Gees!
What do you call a clumsy bee?
– Fumble bee!
What do you call a bee born in May?
What do bees chew?
– Bumble gum!
What goes zzub zzub?
– A bee flying backwards!
Why do bees go on strike?
– Because they want more honey and shorter working flowers!
What did one bee say to the other bee during a hot summer?
– Swarm here isn’t it!
What goes hum-choo, hum-choo?
– A bee with a cold!
What is a wasps favourite film?
– Sting-ing in the Rain!
Who is a wasps favourite singer?
What is a wasps favourite song?
– Sultans of Sting!
What sport do wasps play?
What is a wasps second favourite film?
– Lord of the Stings!
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A centipede with sore feet!
Why was the centipede dropped from the football team?
– Cos he took too long to put his football boots on!
What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?
– A centipede with a wooden leg!
What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
– You’ve got a lovely pair of legs! You’ve got a lovely pair of legs! You’ve got a lovely pair of legs! You’ve got a lovely pair of legs!
I don’t think I like pink anymore, try another colour! Just how much longer is it gonna take!!??!! That’s what he thinks!! Unamused insects! I could win that tortoise AND the hare anyday!! Hungry ants!