What is black and white and red in places?
An embarrassed panda!
What is black and white with red dots?
A panda with chicken pox!
What is black and white, black and white and green?
Two pandas squabbling over a pear!
What is black and white and striped?
A panda in pyjamas!
Being a mum is really hard work! But worth it! I’m getting rather dizzy doing this! I’m completely podged after all that bamboo!