What is a sheep’s favourite newspaper?
– the Wool Street Journal
What do you call a sheep without legs?
– A cloud.
What happened to the clock that fell into the sheepdip?
– It lost all its ticks.
What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
– after ewe
Find lots of interesting facts about sheep HERE!
How did you end up down there? One way to get a sheep clean! A shearing experience! All the BAAAAAAING is making me sleepy!