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Wildlife Animal Jokes

Wildlife Fun (Elephants and Monkeys)

Monkey Jokes

what do you do with a blue monkey?
– Cheer it up!

what did the banana say to the monkey?
– Nothing! bananas don’t talk!

what do you call a monkey in the north pole?
– Very lost!

what kind of key doesn’t open a door?
– A mon-key!

what side of a monkey has more hair?
– The outside of course!

Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!

How do elephants communicate?
They talk on the ELEphone!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?
You cannot dip an elephant in your tea!

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because they are too big to live in a house!

What was the elephant doing on the motorway?
About 5 miles per hour!

Wildlife Cartoons

I’m nearly as good as that seal! Them birds! They get everywhere!     Swinging monkey I really think I need to lose some weight! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wildlife Where to next then? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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