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Cat Jokes

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
– She gave birth to MITTENS!

What is a cats favourite song?
– Three Blind Mice!

What is a cats favourite color?
– Purrrrrrrrple!

Why was the cat so grumpy?
– Cos he was in a bad mewd!

Ten cats on a boat – one jumps off – how many is left?
– None, they were copy cats!

What do cats have for breakfast?
– Mice Krispies!

Where can a cat sit that you cannot sit?
– On your lap!

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
– Because it squeaked!

What side of a cat has the most fur?
– The OUT-side!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
– A sour-puss!

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