Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
– She gave birth to MITTENS!
What is a cats favourite song?
– Three Blind Mice!
What is a cats favourite colour?
– Purrrrrrrrple!
Why was the cat so grumpy?
– Cos he was in a bad mewd!
Ten cats on a boat – one jumps off – how many is left?
– None, they were copy cats!
What do cats have for breakfast?
– Mice Krispies!
Where can a cat sit that you cannot sit?
– On your lap!
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
– Because it squeaked!
What side of a cat has the most fur?
– The OUT-side!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
– A sour-puss!