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Marine Life Fun

Marine Fun

Penguin Jokes

How do Penguins drink their cola?
– On the rocks

What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
– Starfish

Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
– They only like sole

Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
– Because they haven´t got any pockets

Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
– Because they don´t wanna fall out

What do Penguins have for lunch?
– Icebergers

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
– Lost

What do you call a penguin who slips on the ice?
– Silly

Seal Jokes

What does a seal wear on a rainy day?
– His MACKERAL!!

Why do polar bears have fur coats?
– Because the seals laughed at them when they wore thier parkas!!

whats grey and red all over?
– A seal whos been in the sun too long!!

Whats grey and has eight wheels?
– A seal on roller skates!!

Why don’t seals eat penguins?
– Because they can’t get the wrapper off!

Marine Cartoons

Whats wrong with fred? I think he’s eaten too much fish!!! Pleeeeeease stop treading on my toes!! Ok Ok george! i’ve had enough, you win! If i keep doing this, i’m gonna end up with a sore nose! Juggling is much better than making your nose sore!! Looks like rush hour has begun! Lots of Marine information including Sea Lions and Penguins HERE!

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