Marine Fun
Penguin Jokes
How do Penguins drink their cola?
– On the rocks
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
– Starfish
Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
– They only like sole
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
– Because they haven´t got any pockets
Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
– Because they don´t wanna fall out
What do Penguins have for lunch?
– Icebergers
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
– Lost
What do you call a penguin who slips on the ice?
– Silly
Seal Jokes
What does a seal wear on a rainy day?
– His MACKERAL!!
Why do polar bears have fur coats?
– Because the seals laughed at them when they wore thier parkas!!
whats grey and red all over?
– A seal whos been in the sun too long!!
Whats grey and has eight wheels?
– A seal on roller skates!!
Why don’t seals eat penguins?
– Because they can’t get the wrapper off!
Marine Cartoons
Whats wrong with fred? I think he’s eaten too much fish!!! Pleeeeeease stop treading on my toes!! Ok Ok george! i’ve had enough, you win! If i keep doing this, i’m gonna end up with a sore nose! Juggling is much better than making your nose sore!! Looks like rush hour has begun! Lots of Marine information including Sea Lions and Penguins HERE!